The World’s Oldest Human Drawing & Bad News for Vaping Teenagers | The Daily Show

The World’s Oldest Human Drawing & Bad News for Vaping Teenagers | The Daily Show

Remember how Donald Trump said he wanted to deter
illegal immigrants? Well, uh,
like most things he does, it isn’t really working out. NEWSWOMAN: The New York Times
reports the detention of migrant children in the U.S.
has skyrocketed to the highest levels ever. Almost 13,000 migrant kids
are being housed at federally contracted
shelters compared to 2,400
in May of last year. Goddamn, 13,000 kids? Trump has now imprisoned
more kids than R. Kelly. And, I’m sorry, 13,000–
this is a ridiculous number. Like, at a certain point,
it doesn’t seem like you’re dealing
with immigration. It just looks like you’re
building a Temple of Doom. That’s what it feels like. And, by the way, like,
why do they wrap them in foil? It’s like they can’t tell the
difference between a Mexican kid and an actual burrito. What is going on there? In other news,
if you thought the art in your grandmother’s home
was dated, wait until you see
what scientists have just found. Scientists working
in South Africa say they have discovered the world’s
oldest human drawing. Researchers say
the latest sketch, which was done in ochre crayon, looks a bit like a hashtag. You can see the nine highlighted
red lines. Scientists say the sketch
is about 73,000 years old. (flatly):
Wow. (laughter) I’m not gonna lie, man.
There’s no way I could ever be a scientist, because if it was
my job to sort rocks and art, that shit would have been
in the rocks pile. I mean, don’t get me wrong.
I didn’t have high expectations for the first drawing ever. But I’m still disappointed,
because, let’s be honest, that thing is trash. Like, I bet even other cavemen
were like, “Dude, I don’t even know
what a drawing is, but that sucks, that sucks.” I’m sure that caveman’s mom
thought it was a masterpiece though.
He probably stuck it to the world’s oldest fridge.
That’s where they found it. All right, moving on.
Uh, vaping. It is now the second most
popular pastime for teenagers. But thanks to the FDA, the industry’s future
might go up in smoke. The FDA said today that vaping by teenagers
has reached epidemic levels. Anna Werner now
on the government’s plans to crack down on e-cigarettes. WERNER:
FDA Commissioner Scott Gottlieb is stepping up the pressure, telling five companies
they have 60 days to submit plans
to keep e-cigarettes out of teens’ hands
or face the possibility of the FDA pulling
flavored products, which experts say appeal
to teens off the market. Okay. This seems
like a simple issue to solve. Teens love vaping
because they like the flavors. So if you want to get the kids
to stop vaping, just stop
with the kid-friendly flavors. Yeah. Strawberry,
bubble gum? No. You got to use flavors
only old people like. Yeah. Stuff like kale or… whole branzino, cinnamon and lox bagel. Those are the flavors. Oh, and-and, by the way, I
don’t know if you noticed this, but I love how the news sends
their reporter into a hurricane. But then once he gets there,
like, “Hey, uh, can you do this vape story,
please?” Like, sometimes
I think hurricane stories are just how you get hazed
when you join the news. Because he’s just doing
the regular stories with a hurricane backdrop. Like, 20 minutes later,
it was, like, gale-force winds and he’s doing
a cooking segment. “Lightly grease the pan in the way
you want it to taste!”

100 thoughts on “The World’s Oldest Human Drawing & Bad News for Vaping Teenagers | The Daily Show

  1. who else is calling bullshit on the drawing?
    Just seems like some animal could've just wiped their ass with that rock

  2. This guy is a joke. He doesn’t know shit and while making fun of trump he makes himself look like an idiot by acting like he doesn’t know what a heat blanket is. It’s not funny it’s just trying to be offensive 😂

  3. I like how the USA government cares about Vaping with teens but they killed Millions of my brothers and sisters in the Middle East. In act of rebellion vape all you teens want. I encourage it

  4. Lmao, they take away the flavors teens like, teens will go back to/start smoking cigarettes. Simple as that

  5. I don’t vape but I know people who vape and they say there is no nicotine in the vape but everyone knows there is nicotine in vape

  6. And vape is just heated juice so can’t a kid take apple juice and heat it up real good and take a sit of steamed apple juice

  7. 0:13 once again, I am forced to state something that should have already been know. Trump never made this immigration policy. If I am correct. It began with Bill Clinton and eventually was altered by Barack Obama. It's still fucked up but he didn't make this system.

  8. Yes, please, remove vape flavoring. Get rid of the one thing that helps tobacco users quit, because you sure as hell can’t. Tell kids they can enlist and go get shot at, tell families thatve lost generations for our country, that they can’t have flavored juice. Let the world know you support marijuana legalization more than vaping, tobacco usage more than vaping, alcohol (which can actually kill you based off one night if you’re irresponsible) consumption more than vaping.

    Get the fuck out of here FDA, go regulate something that actually makes sense.

  9. Why is the U. S. letting this happen to the children, get this Nazis out of here, or the day will come when we the people who come together in with different races as friends, destroy racism

  10. And there's kids that drink and smoke cigarettes but vaping is the issue? When people are cracking down more on vapes that use natural and organic ingredients and have a 100× less diacetyl than cigarettes when there's far worse things to get into then that's fucking sad. Interesting flavors also appeal to adults. Does that mean we need to take away flavored alcohol as well?

  11. 13,000 kids would not be “imprisoned” if their parents were responsible and didn’t make them cross the border illegally.

  12. I’m 13 and I have a lot of friends that vape. I am not brainless like them and I dont because I do not want to screw up my life.

  13. This is not a problem it's more of the government taking something away that God gave us to use this is ridiculous. There not teens there young adult a child cant produce more kids an adult can and people in puberty stage have become a adult

  14. So they are giving them an ultimatum, to vape companies because kids are vaping, but not cigarette companies because kids are smoking. Anything tht someone can get once they are of age will be eventually in the hands of the youth. Especially with the sale of products online.

  15. How about keeping prescription pain killers and booze out of kids hands? How about giving them real food to eat, and water without flouride and chlorine in it…

  16. 13000 illegal people you tell me 13000 Russians sneak over here and one takes your place on that desk and you have to go get a real job you gonna change your mind real quick you pathetic excuse for humanity

  17. Everybody smoking meth and snorting Adderall but let's crack down on the vaping industry. How do I delete you off my phone that would be next level technology

  18. Trump is doing the right thing they are illegal dumbasses if Obama was doing this you guys would be on his side you guys just against everything trump does

  19. Key ingredient in vapes is glycol, for those that don't know, glycol is key ingredient for anti-freeze. Good luck with that……

  20. This is stupid because kids are getting there hands on alcohol and weed but they want to get rig if vaping with will just make teens resort to drugs and alcohol.

  21. Ok, coming from a teen who vapes; we don’t like the flavors, everyone says that, but we don’t. We like the buzz form the nicotine. If we loved the flavors so much we wouldn’t use juuls. Juuls get you buzzed on one hit.

  22. kids should start with cigarettes like I did in high school. why should they be able to get something less harmful off the bat?

  23. This vape stuff is STUPID AS FUCK. If you stop kids from vaping before long kids will be smoking cigs like when I was in school. Vaping is not good for you but they are better than cigs. When I was in school I smoked 1 pack of Newports a day. I did not quit smoking till I was 30. Now almost no kids smoke cigs cause they prefer to vape.

  24. People are dropping dead by the second from fentanyl and you are talking about vaping why is there even 1 tax dollar spent on this?

  25. Why are they advertising sugar daddy service sites on this channel? And why me? I am neither an old, horny boomer, nor a millennial prostitute… no, um.. "escort".

  26. Kids shouldn't vape.. This is ture.. But they also shouldn't smoke, drink, get high, pop pills, snort coke.. But in highschool, " remember your high school days" they did. And I'm sure that the not vaping things I've listed have gone down since kids started picking up vaping.. Oh and btw, if flavors are targeted at kids then why do we have shit like strawberry vodka and not your father's rootbeer?

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