What happens when 16 of the world’s most elite football clubs and their managers play one another in one competition? Players stop playing Czech farmers and start trying to stop Re-al. This is the Champions League draw. Yo, I’m so amped for the soccer play-offs! Our fans are so excited for the knockout stage, we will fill 75% of the stadium. Watch out for Atletico Madrid. We are like the Uruguay of the Champions League. Producer: Antoine, you’re from France. I have to win a sixth Champions League, that way each of my abs has a trophy. Yours is coming soon, left-middle ab. This is everyone else in the knockout stage Aaaarrgh! Ha! That’s right, water, you respect me! You better watch out for— You better watch out for PSG You better watch out for PSG! Get your DVDs, get your DVDs! We made it out of the group! Ooooh I’m so excited for the knockout stage! No one wants to draw Lyon, not even the animators. Whenever, wherever, We’re meant to play together I’ll be there, and you’ll be near And that’s the draw my dear The knockout stage is where I shine, and earn a summer move to Liverpool. My name is Iker Casillas. You benched me Mourinho. Prepare to die. In the knockout stage, there are only the hunted and the Huntelaars. People think I can’t replace Ronaldo, but I’ll show them in the knockout stage, and then they’ll be my friends, because Marcelo and Sergio have been going out for dinner after our games, and I’ve asked them a couple of times if I might be able to join, but then they keep leaving without telling me, and I’m just like… We’re going back to the finals and this time with a proper goalkeeper This year we are winning the Champions League. Well, we better, because we’re not winning Bundesliga.