*Suspicious noise overhead* SLURP *little roof crunch* *Standard floaty box noise* *Silence from the fleshy hole* CONFETTI PARP *Shiver, shiver* *Distant circus music builds* Roll up! Roll up! WHOOSH! Roll up! Roll up! *Squelchy jiggle* TAH DAH Roll up roll up and welcome to my fantastic Space Circus Come one come all and feast your […]
Fuck you! You fucking elephants! I’ve had enough of this Uh oh we got another one! I hate when we have to do this Yeah. But what are you gonna do?
>>James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, STRAILT FROM THE STAGE OF PARIS, LAS VEGAS HOTEL AND CASINO, PLEASE WELCOME CIRCUS 1903. WITHIN WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS! AND NOW HERE’S THE STAR OF OUR SHOW, OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY ELEPHANT PEANUT, PEANUT HAS BEEN REHEARSING. WATCH THIS, FOLKS, OKAY, PEANUT, UP, UP. THAT’S NOT UP, THAT’S […]
– [Nathan] Welcome to Drawfee, where we take dumb ideas. – [Julia] And make even dumber drawings. – I’m Nathan. – I’m Julia. – I’m Jacob. – And I’m Carolyn. – [Nathan] Guys, Carolyn Page is here, new cast member for Dorkly and Magic the Gathering expert – [Carolyn] Hello. – [Nathan] You are here […]
♪♪ – Guys! Y’all ready for… All: ♪ a Taco Bell midnight adventure. ♪ – Wah-wah. – Then afterwards we’re gonna watch All: ♪ a Michael Bay midnight movie. ♪ – Oh yeah. – What’s the only rule? – No back seat drivers, only back seat DJ’s. – And I am locked, loaded and ready […]
you do not like mummy papa ? your daling ? he likes his darling first dance will be yours. Will your wife dance first ? if you dance too much , you will fail in climbing the tree Did you like your wife’s dance? Are You a man or buffalo’s shit ? Ok then dance […]