La Colegiala Give me a ride? Get in. Idiot! Who wants you? This statue represents one of the great achievements of Greek art. It’s a beautiful figure with sinuous, innovative curves… …in a pose of abandonment. Let’s hear from Colini. Open your legs. Help me, Loredana. Let’s take a look. Try to remember… …to recognize […]
*Suspicious noise overhead* SLURP *little roof crunch* *Standard floaty box noise* *Silence from the fleshy hole* CONFETTI PARP *Shiver, shiver* *Distant circus music builds* Roll up! Roll up! WHOOSH! Roll up! Roll up! *Squelchy jiggle* TAH DAH Roll up roll up and welcome to my fantastic Space Circus Come one come all and feast your […]
*alarm blaring* IHE: A lot of words are being spoken about “YouTube Drama” at the moment. But not much is actually being said. Now shut up and listen to me. IHE: Now before you even say it, “Oh this is rich coming from fucking I Hate Everything. You’re a dirty hypocrite!” “Oh, typical. He’s just […]
Fuck you! You fucking elephants! I’ve had enough of this Uh oh we got another one! I hate when we have to do this Yeah. But what are you gonna do?
>>James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, STRAILT FROM THE STAGE OF PARIS, LAS VEGAS HOTEL AND CASINO, PLEASE WELCOME CIRCUS 1903. WITHIN WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS! AND NOW HERE’S THE STAR OF OUR SHOW, OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY ELEPHANT PEANUT, PEANUT HAS BEEN REHEARSING. WATCH THIS, FOLKS, OKAY, PEANUT, UP, UP. THAT’S NOT UP, THAT’S […]
– [Nathan] Welcome to Drawfee, where we take dumb ideas. – [Julia] And make even dumber drawings. – I’m Nathan. – I’m Julia. – I’m Jacob. – And I’m Carolyn. – [Nathan] Guys, Carolyn Page is here, new cast member for Dorkly and Magic the Gathering expert – [Carolyn] Hello. – [Nathan] You are here […]
♪♪ – Guys! Y’all ready for… All: ♪ a Taco Bell midnight adventure. ♪ – Wah-wah. – Then afterwards we’re gonna watch All: ♪ a Michael Bay midnight movie. ♪ – Oh yeah. – What’s the only rule? – No back seat drivers, only back seat DJ’s. – And I am locked, loaded and ready […]