STELLAR FIRMA #21 – Literature and Life Lessons

STELLAR FIRMA #21 – Literature and Life Lessons



hi everyone Alex here I just like to take a moment to thank some of our patrons Kate F Morrow Grove Elizabeth Cornwell Carrie Lloyd Casey peavler flighty broad Rebecca coffee Tatum B and E bats Gladys Gonzalez Zed Newton Whittaker Anna Z Megan Griffin empty face Buttercup Kathryn quina Kylie Perry Emily Johnson John Cullen Metro for Megan O'Grady thank you all we really appreciate your support if you'd like to join them go to www.petland.com forward slash rusty quill and take a look at our rewards special thanks to see glass and duck pond may your partnership never end in a cataclysm of woe Rustique will presents Stella Pharma David David David yes I'm David how are you stop right there I'm fantastic you you look like a fantastic clone to me thanks this is a new day David a new breed a new batch a new a new harvest of David seven and chicks of guys men working together yeah feeling focusing fermenting perhaps don't drink it too soon it's oh no it's not enough alcohol idiot take a sip too much alcohol you've gone blind do you understand yeah now on the subject of alcohol yes you are still very very late for work sure but I suppose that's been working so it's it's the way we do it do your job I guess and question success if you start questioning success success turns around to you and says who the hell do you think you are okay I'm success get out of my successful office well in which case I won't question why we're succeeding if you own question why we're succeeding Oh a gambit a bargain a deal shake my hand don't touch my hand okay well we'll do an eye shake then there it is secret eye communication will not be tolerated right so we've got a submission from initiate una bella anis Meryem the universe's greatest romantic novelist I'm not making a judgment that is written there as part of their name push on David push on will they want this planet built because I can't write on any existing planet darling I can't it's impossible my work don't be there could you please do some sort of voice Luna Bella a great to Amman tech novelist I'm a fan of their work this is just so flat David please can you give it some more life give it some oomph some more some more shoes David give it some shoes Oh Oh think of some Jersey work it should it Buster because I can't write on any planet no you have to take that take that back 20 percent David wrote is that that's insulting that's an insult what you're doing so what was it what is Luna Bella and Asmara I'm sound like so it's sort of like um like you know when you've got a large carafe of port gently cooling on a star port right is that anxiousness anxiousness is what I'm going for okay because I can't write on any existing planet da little board debuted of balled because I can't write on any existing planet darling I can't it's impossible my work requires me to replicate the very essence of human nature the truth of mortal passion and reality is simply dire as amused sweetness real people are humdrum boring vulgar no to truly compare the soaring greatness of the living soul I need to be as far away from actual people as possible people have germs they're awful so I need you to build me a planet that speaks to me of love of passion of the permanency of the soul and of true connection between beings while not actually having be anywhere near anyone else yes a planet-wide writing retreat exactly Thank You sugarplum I knew you would understand how was that very well they're actually okay I was lost I was transported I sort of stopped listening midway through it was rather a long simply open there was quite a lot what was the Distilled point a writing retreat away from humans so that they can write on humans interest on humans humans as paper interest no on the subject of human oh I see like like you need to be a far away from a thing in order to observe a thing through powerful binoculars because you've got a restraining order possibly yes but let's just get through the one feature before we start designing but you know you're very keen thank you I'm keen as punch that is only brunch we have about 17 minutes left so that's good too you're keen keen okay right well yes we'll get with so the 115 so I didn't mean to interrupt keep your key back okay so the one sheet over here the one key the one feature we need is keen keenness detected security alerted services as Luna Bella no no there's too much of that I might pass out got everything in my planet must speak to the romantic soul I need sparkling stars breathtaking views billowing shirts and as much as possible of it needs to be pink and frilly interesting interesting interesting interesting just want to confirm something yes he said Lula Bella we're talking about Lula Bella and us Meryem the self-proclaimed universe's greatest romantic novelist well I have to admit in this case as a self-proclaimed myself they are not lying they are a wonder david best-selling author bond Vivar the of the literary world they are a towering figure in short to medium length romantic fiction okay so well in which case for us to get an idea of exactly what Lula Bella might be after and could you run me through sort of the typical plot of a Lula Baroness Meryem let's pick a classic let's the star Ventura of quadrant J story time disbelief suspended now the star Ventura is a rapscallion a Buccaneer of sorts pirate Raider perhaps to his enemies but in reality a merchant Venturer until he catches the eye of a young woman Jonathan Swift Beek he looks across the star port in which he's actually tending to a poorly maintained pool she sees the back yes yes that's the man for him but their love is forbidden for a lowly pullman consult with a merchant venture of this class so they steal away in dead of night which is confusing but their last stop there's no night but it's not like an actual play it's not important they steal away their parents are furious and they pursue them across the galaxy to galaxy and everybody loses clothes and then at the end it's all just nakedness it's story time over disbelief reinstated okay so confusion followed by sex yeah mostly it's people being hot and confused and then they have sex right so that's how Luna Bella sort of sees humanity and gets to their S and scissors they say yeah well if you really boil here and see Dan and I must rest not actually because you actually boil humanity down it's just sort of mash in there's bones but if you boil the essence of what makes it human down it's basically confusion and sex mostly confused sex well and also I've noticed here he doesn't say aliens so I'm assuming that they're a bit you know David David David this is just the last in a long line of novel series from Lula Bella early ones have a focus entirely on alien species which is why Lulabelle Aries is anyways the most prolific author there's so many markets David and so much market share to have because of a core Lula Bella is a capitalist right which is good yes well for us certainly okay you can't afford one of our planets and it was some sort of ruthless caftan this masquerading is a romantic novelist ah so this is what they like they they they're currently into humans yes they like money excellent they don't like humans no like clothes they like the idea of humans but not the actual application of them that's the case with most things ok those things I like the idea of it for example a lovely drink ok it guesses there on a shelf you see if it down oh it's cool in your throat smash cut to six hours later you're on fire you know it just sort of gets out of hand speaking of the other thing that they seem to be into is confusion it's heat sure and sex although that wasn't part of that story so what a hot sexy confused planet well that's basically what you said most of their books are about so ok ok so so you want somewhere that allows you with that perspective on humanity to write a book without being bothered by humanity itself and your boiled humanity down to its core elements confusion heat sex yes and you just take those concepts and you insert them into a planet begin as you mean to end but without any of the confusing actual humans to bother you ok beginners you mean to earn so how do you begin confusion you begin confusion in the desert David okay and how do you end confusion you end with six and how do you begin heat son I know how do you end heat I son okay and how do you begin sex okay well when one being loves another being or feels that they really just want to get very close to another being or they don't like themselves all that much and hope that another being will allow them to feel better or but is there's lots of scenarios okay and how does sex end then okay crying recriminations and also normally people bursting as other are in saying that's my wife's last husband love is a lie okay so we've got a desert yes a son shut up David shut up shut up role play hollow vision in issue it tells a nomadic species checks across the desert with something kind of like a camel but not really a camel on their backs they hold aloft a litter covered in satin and silk and inside that litter a sexy sexy bet it's so hot out here but there are fronds covering you from the direct sunlight and in that litter erectus room six aspiring writers tapping away at typewriters coming up with the best romantic fiction far away from actual humans but it's hot it's sexy why are you in the desert just so confused wait what no I am confused because I thought Lula Bella was the one writing these novels so why have you got six writers writing these novels roleplay hula vision terminated David are you are you a stupid child in it like a like a like a an under experienced mollusk on the bottom of a boat of ignorance well no they don't all the most successful writers have staff right and you and you and you take that stuff with you Karen they produce content and obviously you've bound them into contracts of labor and they come up with the stories you put your little spin on it you pop your name on there away you go your publisher literature is a lie right that's how you get into as many market segments because as I mentioned it's all about market share okay so what one thing is all these writers clothes combs no no no no no still afirma has a very very strong strong that proprietary technology when it comes to clothes not many other not many other species have cloning technology right well that's good to know also there's loads of people that are just poor and you can buy okay um good not good David hello Mike Dave what good what the purchasing of people is good to you I'm sorry I don't think I can endorse any of this I was eroding you on this date I'm sorry look down okay so where do you put clone without then watch it buster okay the property no I'm close yeah nobody birthed you what David you're my virgin birth me she's my mummy not legally imagine isn't oh do you call Imogen mummy that's we no no I don't you call originally don't you know I don't Dave it with it with a computer with a robo ma'am well do you speak to her at night do you say tell me a bedtime story Imogen oh no I don't because she's off and we don't have access I've never spoken to Imogen if I wasn't accusing you of anything no that's fine I was just informing you of the fact that I've never spoken to virgin ever dear monster bleah untrue all right you've got a bit intense David I'll I'll move away from it because clearly you've got a weird relationship with image in that I'm not privy to and that's not my purview well everything berth me so maybe maybe owning clothes isn't good track so you've raised that you've raised a strong point there is the designation of clones as property a bad thing hmm introspective dissidents will be crushed has appeared that normally means that imaging them and by extension Stella very limited very strong opinions on this topic do you promise that gun points that I mean imaging is that cup I mean I've never spoken to you who are you okay let's just let you sort this one out clones a property end of story yes and I'm very happy about it you know that settles that debate other property yep that seems very fair why I'm right watch it Buster's wonderful tell the board Ella board Hale the board clones are things yes okay I just said that because that sign lit up on the wall that said held aboard I assume it held aboard okay the lights gone away now wonderful staff now where were we oh yes we have a desert world so we've got a desert well that's a good start David that's a good start isn't it yes but so where is we've got a desert world yes with one train of things that are kind of like camels yes and there's a litter with a sexy bed with six writers sitting on it yes I'm waiting we could have many of these to be real cat train loads of loads of them where's Luna Bella ah well in some sort of hideaway underground yes that's a good because you know what the writers need to be sort of hot and confused and sexy no reason that Luna Bella can't be more relaxed put underground cool underground sex bunker oh not the complete opposites are not cold unsexy and very much in control of the situation no no temperature controlled okay pretty sure what's going on mmm very sexy very sexy we need a we need some sort of we need some sort of romantic love bunker in which Lula Bella can sort of sit and relax and contemplate these small edits to the largely finished novel that they're going to put out okay tractor well it sounds like you know a lot about sex and this is some sort of love bunker yeah and as we've established I have absolutely no idea what anything of the sexuals is for yes so what is a love bunker to you how would you design a love bunker for Lula Bella and ass Meryem right well I have a lot of experience in this area because of all the people I've slept with absolutely 100 percent half now yes that's why I'm asking you if no no I'm not I'm not yes okay well so what you're asking me isn't Jackson in your very very great experience what do people when they're in a sexy sexy context what do they want yes Rosa from the many encounters that you have have absolutely had over the years with all of the people that the bus just think you're just just gravy what from they have you learned about that the great great act of both lovemaking and relationship happening is that what you're asking well that was a lot longer than I would have liked to ask so I don't think I'm gonna want to repeat that back to you but yes fundamentally Trachsel you have had sex yes absolutely what is a love bunker okay how would you make one if you had a love bunker what would it be also in this situation you are Lulabelle Alanis Marin okay okay let me set the scene bro play hollow vision initiated oh it's a two people two and they are they are they are friends but more events more than friends two more friend do more than wait two more friends or no girlfriends who are more than friends two people who could have four I'm not judging David I'm not a judge ah okay for for friend unless of course I've been asked to judge a competition in which case watch out because I've got a pointy finger and a sharp mind so four friends let's say three friends let's make it a dream three friends okay so you've got three sexy sexy friends three-spoke sexy sexy friend and they are let's say covered in oil three oily sexy friends you've got a wall up beforehand otherwise things just grip uncomfortably I'm sure ah so three oily slippery sexy friend yes yes yes one of them says I know why don't we do a sex and everybody agrees and they shake hands and everyone's shaking hands twenty minutes oily slippery shaking hands twenty minutes let's do that yes let's do that um and then and then a big curtain just sort of comes across and just sort of covers everything up okay and then there's sort of like hammering and sort of like a soaring noises like a honking of a horn like a horse galloping past an arrow hitting a piece of wood annoying and it opens up everyone's got kids everyone's got kids and Eric no they're ignoring the children because they're the reason they're no longer oily in fact yikes oh okay and is luta pela one of these friends or is Ilhabela just watching this play out in front of them if I'm honest david has somewhat lost track of where Lulabelle arisen or okay well so far we've got three oily sexy friends yes one of them says let's there were sex okay they shake hands 20 minutes I've got it there's some sound RAM to way me then you've got sad two-way mirror all this is happening Luna Bella is on the other side of a two-way mirror just writing stuff down writing notes to pass up to the nomads writing units right so you're saying that Lula Bella has three caged oily humans who sex for her okay saying that back that sounds even better than when I was actually saying it the first time absolutely absolutely they're handsomely paid everybody signed an NDA you're having fun okay so you've got three oily sexy employees yes who being friends our friends were there shaking hands so they've got to be friends more friendly than me and you sandal and shake your hand but they are being looked at by Loula Bella on the other side of a two-way mirror but really they know they're on the other side of the mirror no one's fooling anyone and all this time they're writing stuff down as the other individuals finish shaking hands and some honking noises happen and then an argument exactly exactly you've got it you've got it I know you know have the birds and the bees and now mate what a bit what about some bees it's not important they're basically flying insects now you need to make sure that this bunker is not findable by the writing teams because the writing teacher very cross about the notes they've been handed it's so oily and incomprehensible given that we have run out of time and that red light is flashing and listen oh there it goes off to the build team it was a weird noise that one we know there wasn't no clunk nope a weak clunk oh no now okay oh that was um that was me sitting down on my clunk chassis pump you've got a very clunky batter today David stop it it's irritating yes I have stopped my clunky part as you listen no clunk Oh honking no clunking on this but yeah David sevens but 100% clunk free since just now that's what they say about me and my butt who's talking about your butt tell me give me names I demand answers Trachsel Gausman I like that guy okay well good work yes old a very very good work Trachsel I'm sure Hart row will be incredibly pleased with the planet that we designed today yes I know it's planning I designed so I know even weird about it I was just reminding you that you are a very capable and talented planet designer as was proven in the review you just had so go have a celebratory drink at the cosmic round I will I will and I'll order one for you I won't send it to you because that's not allowed and I'll drink it and then we'll all you another and it'll be like whoa slow down David seven that's too many jigs oh I'm falling I'm falling fun alright Elena bye how is this working I know he's stupid or least drunk but even so how is he not notice what I'm doing the designs aren't his and he knows something is wrong but I don't know I wonder wouldn't there be some sort of test or entry exam or something to become a consultant imogen online how can I help you David seven its access personal files warnings restricted access use Universal permissions access granted oh there's a recording of his last assessment accessing so mr. giesemann what would you do in the case of a category B failure of gravitational well generator chased me sorry it's men Oh recording ends final assessment score outstanding ancestry Stella farmer is a podcast distributed by rusty quill limited and licensed under a creative commons attribution-noncommercial-sharealike 4.0 international license it was created by Tim Meredith and Anne Meredith and produced by Larry and Davis with executive producer Alexander Jane y'all in today's episode Imogen was played by Engine Harris David 7 was played by Ben Meredith and Trachsel guys moon was played by Tim Meredith the episode was edited by David Devereaux and Alexander J Neil with music by Samuel D F Jones and artwork by Annika Kahn to subscribe buy merchandise or join our discord visit rusty Qualcomm rate and review us online tweet us at the rustic we'll join our reddit community on our slash rustic will visit us on Facebook or emails bye male at rusty grill coal may the board preserve and keep you

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