Jamie Vardy – DRAW MY LIFE! (Vardy biography PARODY highlights champions movie story)

Jamie Vardy – DRAW MY LIFE! (Vardy biography PARODY highlights champions movie story)


Welcome to DML with me, Jamie Vardy I was born on 11th January 1987 in Sheffield. As a late developer, I finally changed from a foetus to a baby at the age of four… …learned to read at 10, learned to write at 13 and learned to walk at 15. At 16 I was released by Sheffield Wednesday so had a straight choice… …join non-league side Stocksbridge Park Steels …or join The Full Monty. I was on £30 a week so I also had a job making medical splints… …something that would later come in useful when I met Jack Wilshere. Money was tight, but in 2007 I got my first Tag. Sadly, it wasn’t a watch on my wrist… …it was an electronic tag on my ankle. I even wore it during games for six months. In 2010 I joined The Shaymen… Vardy’s good, Vardy’s good…Jamie Vardy’s good! Not the band, the Northern Premier League Side FC Halifax town. I cost £15k and scored 26 goals in my first season…we won the title that year. Jamie Vardy was having a party! I then moved to… Fleetwood Town…not Mac. I scored 31 goals in my first season and we won the Conference Title! Jamie Vardy was having a party! They sold me to Leicester City for 1m plus add-ons – a non-league record! The Fleetwood chairman was having a party! But I struggled for form as City supporters started chatting sh…stupid stuff about me on social media. I thought about leaving Leicester and even leaving football completely but my boss and his assistant talked me round… To leave or not to leave… Leave and I’ll kill you… The 13-14 season was better – I scored 16 goals as we were promoted to the Prem. Jamie Vardy was having a party! But the Premier League was tough – we looked certain to be relegated until we staged The Great Escape! Then something even more unbelievable happened…and I don’t our trip to Thailand or my trip to the casino – we went from nearly being relegated to WINNING THE PREMIER LEAGUE! ! Jamie Vardy was having a party! At my house… I scored in eleven consecutive Premier League matches And I became an England international! There’s even talk they’ll turn the story of my meteoric rise into a Hollywood film! Jamie Vardy’s having a Premier Party! Subtitles by the Amara.org community

100 thoughts on “Jamie Vardy – DRAW MY LIFE! (Vardy biography PARODY highlights champions movie story)

  1. I have noticed that it says Norwich 1-2 Leicester then Norwich 0-3 Leicester, even though Vardy equalled the record against Newcastle.

  2. How can you be chosen for a club at 16 if you only learnt how to walk a year ago? Jamie must’ve had some intense training sessions when he was 15.

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  5. he always say jamie vardy havin a party it was 2015 when he win the premier league now it is 2019

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